LOL WTF IS THIS

Red - I love you.
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Yellow - You’re amazing.
Peach - I miss you.
Blue - I want to get to know you.
Purple - You’re hot.
Brown - I would fuck you.
Green - I would date you.
Black - I hate you.
White - Delete your tumblr.
Violet - Go die

(via askglasgowonce-ler)

translend:

now that Mister Once-ler is getting married to his fandom, I feel like drawing you all in wedding dresses and tuxedos (whichever you like) :D
So, who wants one?

haha I look horrible in everything but I’d rather a tux cause I can’t stand dresses

(via askgentlemanonce-ler)

I’m sorry for making these posts lately. I’m sorry for filling your dashboards with useless crap about how I feel. I need to realise that I can’t just dump everything on Tumblr.
Tumblr doesn’t care.
Tumblr is not a therapy.
Tumblr is a site for people who are actually worth something.
The second I’m able to delete my blog I will.

Sorry for being a worthless pathetic bitchy waste of space.
I’m sorry you had to meet me.

I’ll hopefully be gone soon, don’t worry. You don’t have to see me, think about me, or anything. It’s over. I give up.

And wondering what the trolls would react to the name “Charlie BUCKET”